Women :)
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions.
"Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead".
"OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?"
GOD says, "So you would like them."
"OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?"
"So you would LOVE them", GOD replies.
The man ponders a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them such airheads?"
GOD says, "So they would love you!"
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Sunday, August 29, 2010
Intelligence
Intelligence
A little boy went up to his father and asked:
'Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?'
The father replied:
'Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, Because I still have mine.'
A little boy went up to his father and asked:
'Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?'
The father replied:
'Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, Because I still have mine.'
Husband Wife
Husband Wife
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
Rakhi Jokes Collection
Rakhi Jokes Collection
"Mein uske paas tha
Woh mere karib thi
Fir woh mere paas aayi
Aur thodi si ghabraayi
Jab meine uska haath pakada
To woh thodi si sharmaayi
Usne kaha aaj hum
Aise bandhan me bandh jaaye
Jise duniya ki
Koi taakat na tod paaye
Usne mera haath
Haatho me lekar kaha
Yeh to janam janmo
Ka bandhan hai
Phir mujhe yaad aaya
Woh Saawan ka mausam
Woh poonam ki raat
Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai!"
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"Har ladki aapke liye bekarar hai,
Har ladki ko aapka intezar hai,
Ye apka koi kamal nahi hai mere bhai,
Kuch din baad “RAKHI” ka tyohar hai."
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"Meri khushi ka andaaza
Lagana mushkil tha
Par iske aage jo hua
Woh batana bhi mushkil hai"
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"Rishta hai janmo ka hamara,
Bharose ka aur pyaar bhara,
Chalo, ise bandhe bhaiya,
Rakhi ke atut bandhan mein.
'Happy Raksha Bandhan' to my dearest bro."
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"Payal chhankati ayee thi…..
Payal chhankati chali gayee
Main sindoor leke khada tha,
Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee."
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"Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,
Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
tum mujhe kuch to commission do!
To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother..
Just kidding as always.
"Happy Raksha Bandhan"
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Usane hathon pe mahendi laga rakhi thi,
Humne usaki doli saja rakhi thi,
Hume pata tha wo bewafa nikalegi,
Isliye humne usaki bahen bhi pata rakhi thi.
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"Savdhan !!!!!
Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa jaa rahe ho aur kisi mahila/ladki ke hath mein
phool,dhaga,chain ya chamakti hue koi bhi vastu dekhein to turant wahan se bhag jaye.
Yah vastu RAKHI ho sakti hai. Apki zara si laaparwahi apko BHAI bana sakti hai.
Purush heet mein jaaree ....."
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"Mein uske paas tha
Woh mere karib thi
Fir woh mere paas aayi
Aur thodi si ghabraayi
Jab meine uska haath pakada
To woh thodi si sharmaayi
Usne kaha aaj hum
Aise bandhan me bandh jaaye
Jise duniya ki
Koi taakat na tod paaye
Usne mera haath
Haatho me lekar kaha
Yeh to janam janmo
Ka bandhan hai
Phir mujhe yaad aaya
Woh Saawan ka mausam
Woh poonam ki raat
Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai!"
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"Har ladki aapke liye bekarar hai,
Har ladki ko aapka intezar hai,
Ye apka koi kamal nahi hai mere bhai,
Kuch din baad “RAKHI” ka tyohar hai."
********************************
"Meri khushi ka andaaza
Lagana mushkil tha
Par iske aage jo hua
Woh batana bhi mushkil hai"
*****************************
"Rishta hai janmo ka hamara,
Bharose ka aur pyaar bhara,
Chalo, ise bandhe bhaiya,
Rakhi ke atut bandhan mein.
'Happy Raksha Bandhan' to my dearest bro."
*************************************
"Payal chhankati ayee thi…..
Payal chhankati chali gayee
Main sindoor leke khada tha,
Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee."
*******************************
"Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,
Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
tum mujhe kuch to commission do!
To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother..
Just kidding as always.
"Happy Raksha Bandhan"
***************************
Usane hathon pe mahendi laga rakhi thi,
Humne usaki doli saja rakhi thi,
Hume pata tha wo bewafa nikalegi,
Isliye humne usaki bahen bhi pata rakhi thi.
*************************************
"Savdhan !!!!!
Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa jaa rahe ho aur kisi mahila/ladki ke hath mein
phool,dhaga,chain ya chamakti hue koi bhi vastu dekhein to turant wahan se bhag jaye.
Yah vastu RAKHI ho sakti hai. Apki zara si laaparwahi apko BHAI bana sakti hai.
Purush heet mein jaaree ....."
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Laws Which Newton Forgot to State
Some Important Laws vs Newton Law
Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
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