Rakhi Jokes Collection

Rakhi Jokes Collection

"Mein uske paas tha

Woh mere karib thi

Fir woh mere paas aayi

Aur thodi si ghabraayi

Jab meine uska haath pakada

To woh thodi si sharmaayi

Usne kaha aaj hum

Aise bandhan me bandh jaaye

Jise duniya ki

Koi taakat na tod paaye

Usne mera haath

Haatho me lekar kaha

Yeh to janam janmo

Ka bandhan hai

Phir mujhe yaad aaya

Woh Saawan ka mausam

Woh poonam ki raat
Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai!"

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"Har ladki aapke liye bekarar hai,
Har ladki ko aapka intezar hai,
Ye apka koi kamal nahi hai mere bhai,
Kuch din baad “RAKHI” ka tyohar hai."

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"Meri khushi ka andaaza

Lagana mushkil tha

Par iske aage jo hua

Woh batana bhi mushkil hai"

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"Rishta hai janmo ka hamara,

Bharose ka aur pyaar bhara,

Chalo, ise bandhe bhaiya,

Rakhi ke atut bandhan mein.

'Happy Raksha Bandhan' to my dearest bro."

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"Payal chhankati ayee thi…..

Payal chhankati chali gayee

Main sindoor leke khada tha,

Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee."

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"Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,

Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,

tum mujhe kuch to commission do!

To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother..

Just kidding as always.

"Happy Raksha Bandhan"

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Usane hathon pe mahendi laga rakhi thi,

Humne usaki doli saja rakhi thi,

Hume pata tha wo bewafa nikalegi,

Isliye humne usaki bahen bhi pata rakhi thi.

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"Savdhan !!!!!
Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa jaa rahe ho aur kisi mahila/ladki ke hath mein

phool,dhaga,chain ya chamakti hue koi bhi vastu dekhein to turant wahan se bhag jaye.

Yah vastu RAKHI ho sakti hai. Apki zara si laaparwahi apko BHAI bana sakti hai.

Purush heet mein jaaree ....."
 
 
 
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