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Wanted A Wife

Wanted A Wife


A news paper had a humor page with following matrimonial published in it.

BANKER: Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.

CAR MECHANIC: Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition. Should be above average and must run the household at a good average.

DOCTOR: Recently a love-bug injected in me a strange bacteria, making me desirous of marriage. I'm looking for a girl who is patient and has knowledge of all ills and pills, is religious minded and keeps away from all sins be it anasin, metasin or crosin. I promise to be a good doctor with no side effects. Apply or reply.

DRUNKER: Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a soda factory. I am an occasional alchoholic who drinks only when friends come home. Friends come home only seven times a week. Girl preffered will carry me from bar to ghar-bar. Meet personally or send soda for trial. Sample should be ample.

LAWYER: I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of husband after marriage. The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl. The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord I.e. Myself. Any objection would be overruled and will not be sustained. Apply in confidence and if you have the confidence.

SOFTWARE ENGINEER: Wanted a Girl with a Lovely Look & Feel, Good GUI with Security features (privileges only for the Specific User especially critical Functionalities) .

There must not be any Critical or Medium Bug in her.

LowBugs can be deferred But needs to B fixed by the Next Build. She Must not be PLATFORM INDEPENDENT, USER FRIENDLY. We are ready to Test the Application & CERTIFY the product but we will assure it will never be released to ANY OTHER Customer.



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Sardaar's Joke

Sardaar's Joke

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)


:lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Confusing English

Confusing English

Yes or NO? It's all the same!

Fill these blanks with YES or NO

______________, I don't have a brain.

______________, I don't have sense.

______________, I am stupid.

:D :D :D :roll: :roll: :D :D :D

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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court," said the Police officer.


"No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying for years."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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- Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?

- It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

:D :D
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Man : Is there any way for long life ?
Doctor : Get married.


Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

:D :D
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Private Grief

Private Grief
 
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his

dearly departed mother and started back toward
his car when his attention was diverted to another
man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be
praying with profound intensity and kept repeating,
"Why did you have to die? Why did you have to
die?"



The first man approached him and said, "Sir,
I don't wish to interfere with your private grief,
but this demonstration of pain is more than I've
ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply?
A child? A parent?"


The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied, "My wife's first husband."