Confusing English

Confusing English

Yes or NO? It's all the same!

Fill these blanks with YES or NO

______________, I don't have a brain.

______________, I don't have sense.

______________, I am stupid.

:D :D :D :roll: :roll: :D :D :D

............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ...
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court," said the Police officer.


"No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying for years."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ...

- Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?

- It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

:D :D
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ...

Man : Is there any way for long life ?
Doctor : Get married.


Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

:D :D
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ...